Had to do my mascara in the car today so yeah

crystallized-teardrops:

life is all about tough decisions

getting enough sleep or staying on the internet

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aviciibylevels:

amandafiske:

Opposite of walking into a glass door.

i haVEe been laUAGHING AT thIS FOR 328 YeaRS

aviciibylevels:

amandafiske:

Opposite of walking into a glass door.

i haVEe been laUAGHING AT thIS FOR 328 YeaRS

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gamercrunch:

Found this ad in a Nickelodeon magazine from 2004.

gamercrunch:

Found this ad in a Nickelodeon magazine from 2004.

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vladmasters:

maromaro613:

Finally happened.

what the fuck is that

vladmasters:

maromaro613:

Finally happened.

what the fuck is that

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this is the the greatest thing ive ever read

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BUT WAITimage

…it gets better

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cumleak:

"i’ll be speaking with my lawyer" is the adult version of saying "im telling mom"

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It’s 4 am I should really be sleeping oh good lord send help

buttsec:

do u ever just look at your hand

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Some people are so broken,
They get mad at you for being whole.
I wish I had heard this years ago.  (via gettingahealthybody)

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