partywiththxdxvil:

Rian Dawson’s teeth are brighter than my future

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teenagenicks:

[opens pizza box] *snoop dogg voice* greetings loved ones

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chessys:

a guy in a frog mask just broke into my lecture and is casually catwalking down the stage

chessys:

a guy in a frog mask just broke into my lecture and is casually catwalking down the stage

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Some people turn sad awfully young. No special reason, it seems, but they seem almost to be born that way. They bruise easier, tire faster, cry quicker, remember longer and, as I say, get sadder younger than anyone else in the world. I know, for I’m one of them. — Ray Bradbury, Dandelion Wine  (via c-oquetry)

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rupindeer:

I hope when you die you get to see your stats like how many times you laughed or told a lie or kissed or how many people loved you and how many people hated you and what you meant to people

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There is not one person in this world that is not cripplingly sad about something. You remember that before you open your mouth. — (via moaka)

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cooldragonboy4000:

i just ordered dominos and they gave me this

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so i was like what the fuck and complained (literally how do u even eat this? tell me.) and they gave me another pizza and i was so excited to see how like perfectly constructed this next pizza was gonna be because wouldn’t you assume they would care more in order to Satisfy the Customer. well

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i am suing dominos and i hate america 

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radiantxcas:

chris evans + text posts

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kidouyuuto:

also kids shouldnt be scared of their parents. theres a difference between “im not gonna do this bad thing because i respect my parents and i dont want to disappoint them” and “im not gonna do this bad thing because im scared of what my parents will do to me if i do”

(via ging)

Did you know?

collectivecrack:

White American males constitute only 33% of the population. Yet, they occupy approximately:

  • 80% of tenured positions in higher education
  • 80% of the House of Representatives
  • 80-85% of the U.S. Senate
  • 92%of Forbes 400 executive CEO-level positions
  • 90% of athletic team owners
  • 97.7% of U.S. presidents

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My seasonal allergies are early this year and they are worse than ever omggg why

fengshit:

This is my favorite thing ever

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grawly:

i wish i started watching this show sooner

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